a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"
As long as you’re happy, do not worry about me.